My sophomore year of high school I was dating my boyfriend for a few months. One day I told him I had something to show him in my room upstairs. This was the first time my boyfriend was allowed into my room; we were alone together. He goes straight to my compter and tells me I need more RAM.
-No Longer Dating A Nerd, CT

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k@ the custard fairy & IgnoreButton™

Granite be real?

guybo1

Of quartz it can

k@ the custard fairy & IgnoreButton™

Andesite the bible here…..

guybo1

That was very igneous of you. I actually had to look it up.

k@ the custard fairy & IgnoreButton™

I Sodalite being a geology buff!

guybo1

It shows. I’m kind of obsidian when it comes to this stuff.

k@ the custard fairy & IgnoreButton™

…Not your basalt, I just like the pretty colours!

penis

what the rock?

guybo1

I always thought the class was a painite in the amosite. But then again I had a lousy Professor

k@ the custard fairy & IgnoreButton™

Ah carbon, he sounds like a diamond!

guybo1

No. just like pyrite, he was nothing but a fool’s gold.

k@ the custard fairy & IgnoreButton™

Wow he just gypsum!

guybo1

We all had to sulpher through his classes.

guybo1

correction, sulfer.

k@ the custard fairy & IgnoreButton™

Rhyolite mine still!

guybo1

We had a feeling he wasn’t someone who scorzalite. maybe that was his problem.

k@ the custard fairy & IgnoreButton™

Sedimentary my dear Watson.

Original

*searches internet for more geology ‘word play’ sites* but K’s already been to all the good ones

k@ the custard fairy & IgnoreButton™

I Mica said that was true, but it isn’t, these are the ones I remember.

It's Expected I'm Gone

"As fi cretin daca l-as mai vota pe Basescu si… idiot daca l-as vota pe Geoana. Am de ales intre a-i lasa la putere pe “baietii destepti” din PDL sau a-i schimba cu “baronii locali” din PSD. Nu voi face asta, [...] "

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Lionaa at 1:03 am
2nd

Lionaa at 1:03 am
3rd

jam at 1:13 am
Go 4th.

Mookie at 1:28 am
Drink a 5th.

guybo at 1:47 am
Use your 6th sense.

Darkshaddow42 at 2:27 am
Go to 7th heaven.

JohnMac at 2:43 am
I 8th this thread.

Ryannon at 5:25 am
Go the whole 9 yards.

sharperguy at 5:27 am
11 Pipers Piping

Ryannon at 5:40 am
*deducts 10 points for poor counting skills*

Nebuchadnezzar at 5:59 am
He dozen get it..

Great pick-up line

 "Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?"

In sunny Tuscany Roma's new coach was unveiled - Claudio Ranieri hopes to bring back the glory days but the immediate task was steadying the ship after two defeats in the first two matches of the season seeing off his predecessor, Spaletti.

Siena hadn't read the script though, and Massimo Maccarone turned Philip Mexes inside out to lash on the opener on 26 minutes.

Eurogoals commentator

A band's Q&A section:

Q> My un-named buddy says you stayed at his house in the tri-cities many many years ago. He claims one of you left crabs in the bathroom. Which one of you did it? 

A> It could not have been me, after Boise, Idaho in 1986 or 87 I shaved my crotch hair and have kept it shorn ever since. Oh, wait, you are in Washington, that would have been before I shaved it. It could have been any of us. That was a bad year. _Melvin