It's Expected I'm Gone

"As fi cretin daca l-as mai vota pe Basescu si… idiot daca l-as vota pe Geoana. Am de ales intre a-i lasa la putere pe “baietii destepti” din PDL sau a-i schimba cu “baronii locali” din PSD. Nu voi face asta, [...] "

---random guy or gal

failblog

Lionaa at 1:03 am
2nd

Lionaa at 1:03 am
3rd

jam at 1:13 am
Go 4th.

Mookie at 1:28 am
Drink a 5th.

guybo at 1:47 am
Use your 6th sense.

Darkshaddow42 at 2:27 am
Go to 7th heaven.

JohnMac at 2:43 am
I 8th this thread.

Ryannon at 5:25 am
Go the whole 9 yards.

sharperguy at 5:27 am
11 Pipers Piping

Ryannon at 5:40 am
*deducts 10 points for poor counting skills*

Nebuchadnezzar at 5:59 am
He dozen get it..

Great pick-up line

 "Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?"

In sunny Tuscany Roma's new coach was unveiled - Claudio Ranieri hopes to bring back the glory days but the immediate task was steadying the ship after two defeats in the first two matches of the season seeing off his predecessor, Spaletti.

Siena hadn't read the script though, and Massimo Maccarone turned Philip Mexes inside out to lash on the opener on 26 minutes.

Eurogoals commentator

A band's Q&A section:

Q> My un-named buddy says you stayed at his house in the tri-cities many many years ago. He claims one of you left crabs in the bathroom. Which one of you did it? 

A> It could not have been me, after Boise, Idaho in 1986 or 87 I shaved my crotch hair and have kept it shorn ever since. Oh, wait, you are in Washington, that would have been before I shaved it. It could have been any of us. That was a bad year. _Melvin

Comentariu la un articol despre o tînără moartă într-un accident.

Comentariu de la : Omonim , 24.07.2009, 06:29
Viata

Alergam toata ziua pentru a face bani si uitam de multe ori ca mai trebuie sa si traim.


Comentariu de la : Anonim , 24.07.2009, 07:25
Adevarat!

Ai o pizza de la mine.

Dad was right, he just didn't know it.

Watching other people, watching simple Messenger display pictures i feel my life being elsewhere. I feel distant from all they show and represent, chasing whole other objectives and hitting different milestones.

Unacknowledged arrogance? Should not be and is something one ought to be aware of. ~Arrogance is blinding. Destroys empathy. Not a desirable trait.

A step towards my goal?

Time will tell... for the moment enjoying the pleasurable ride seems right.

Stăi!

lions

Hey, B. - this is for you; it's how i imagine one of those insects that you claim keep crawlin in yr room.

Stay alive.

music of the night: to fling yourself around your room to as you psyche yourself for a night of hedonism, for the dance-floor, flirtation, for your desolate heart-stop, for losing it and loving losing it, for the chemical surge in your bloodstream. Its for that lonely hour gently rocking yourself waiting for dawn and it all to be even again.

I've got a theory as to why women buy so many shoes - it's because they spend so much time on their feet!

... walking around the shops;

... buying shoes.

J. Carr

You'd love my bed

7x05

- How do we find out Kelso's age?

- I say we pick 100 people aged 1 to 100, line them up and see which one Kelso looks like!

Som més que un club.

This is fuckin brilliant. The voice is Josep Guardiola's.

Som el centre del camp.   (We are the midfield.)
Som la nostra precisió.   (We are our precision.)
Som el nostre esforç.   (We are our effort.)

Som atacants que defensen,    (We are strikers who defend.)
som defensors que ataquen.   (We are defenders who attack.)
Som la nostra velocitat.   (We are our speed.)

Som el respecte als nostres rivals.   (We are the respect for our rivals.)
Som el reconeixement dels nostres rivals.   (We are the recognition of our rivals.)

Som cada gol que fem.   (We are every goal we score.)
Som els que sempre busquem la porteria contrària.   (We are obsessed with our opponent's goal.)

Som un.   (We are One.)

Same in the end.

"Manchester United need to summon up the spirit of - ironically, though - Camp Nou" 

**Manchester, losing to the team with Camp Nou as a home ground. :))

The reference is of a Champions League final played on Camp Nou (1999) in which Manchester overturned Bayern's 1-0 in injury time.

 Story of my life! My cuteness interferes with people hearing my message.

--Alyson Hannigan as Lily Aldrin

Pauza de reclame

O melodie a cărei particularitate e propria-i existenţă.

Eu o consider specială, poate prin neutralitatea ei. Are o ambivalenţă pozitivă.

Ce face moartea din om...

mitsein

Nu pot dormi.

Cum adică nu pot dormi? Acum?

Acum, cînd am o respiraţie aşa grea încît mă sperie? E cea a unui vînat... Tîmplele-mi explodează. Ochii mai au puţin şi sfîrîie. Simt pulsul greu în tîmple... are acelaşi ritm cu respiraţia. Duc o viaţă discretizată. Mă pun în poziţia mortului şi încerc să închid ochii. 

După zile de nesomn şi asalt audiovizual, mental şi nervos, am linişte. Calculatorul acela împuţit s-a oprit - greu, dar s-a oprit. Dar nu e linişte; aud voci. Ce vreţi de la mine? Am fost treaz, dar petrecerea nu ţine la infinit! Lăsati-mă-n cartofii mei! De ce respir aşa greu?

Westway to the World,/ The Future is Unwritten îmi vin în minte. Aia şi atingerea rece a unui cadavru; un bărbat sărutînd cadavrul... E uimitor de cald. 

Ce vrei să-mi transmiţi?

De ce îmi arăţi toate astea?

Vocea lui Ginsberg. Ginsberg are o voce grozava; dar e mort. Îmi detest respiraţia-picătură chinezească. Mă gîndesc la ce-am scris... Zîmbesc. (O incursiune în gînduri comune... imi place! Numai de s-ar opri o dată respiraţia asta.)

Usually quite aware of sounds others may miss.

Est. feb09

1. Naturalist 4
2. Musical  8
3. Logical-Mathematical  9
4. Existential  7
5. Interpersonal 6
6. Bodily-Kinesthetic  2
7. Linguistic 5
8. Intra-personal  7
9. Spatial  7

bs test from nowhere: IQTL 141 - Stanford-Binet 144 - Cattell 166.